What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??